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Caroline Kennedy’s Political Career Looks Bright, You Know

Submitted by The Harbinger on Tuesday, December 30, 200810 Comments
Caroline Kennedy’s Political Career Looks Bright, You Know
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Caroline Kennedy, you know, daughter of JFK the TV president guy, you know is vying for the U.S. Senate seat left vacant by former Senator Hillary Clinton, you know. She is eminently qualified, you know, merely by having been born into the, you know, premiere political family of the latter half of the twentieth century. She is young enough not to have had much contact with the older generations, you know, of the Kennedy family, you know, where all of the illegal money was laundered into, you know, legitimate wealth through public service. She could easily run for the U.S. Senate and win, you know, but that would be a vulgar display, you know, of her power.

Her attachment to the, you know, working class is not simple first hand sympathy. Having never worked a day in her life, you know, and always having to put up with all the idolization, adoration, and ass kissing, she has developed envy for those who work hard to try to succeed.

She comports herself like, you know, a politician of the people, unlike outrageously embarrassing wannabes like Sarah Palin. She is, you know, engaged and eloquent, not um unlike um our current president-elect. When, you know, asked about all of those, you know, political issues in which she, you know, actively follows and about which she has strong, you know, feelings, she eloquently and gracefully dodged every question.

She is, um, such a, you know, symbol of the progressive movement by backing the, um, right people, you know, and writing big, um, checks. She would make a great Senator, um, no matter what she would do since nepotism and the support of, you know, an aristocratic class is essential to the progressive view of, you know, this country.

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10 Comments »

  • Joe

    Uh, cool, you know! Why not Caroline? Wh who else can, you know, keep the Kennedy legacy, uh, alive now that Teddy is, you know, dying!!!!!

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