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May 16, 2008

American Medicine is too Good

Back in the old days when a person shoved a glass object up their anus, it would break and they would die. Evolution, for the most part, made sure that these impulses happened before one got a chance to procreate, thus ensuring the future existence of the species. In fact, saving these lives not only strains the social system and its resources, but occasionally leads to a fit person dead due to an unfit one shooting them in the face while hunting or leaving them to die at the bottom of a channel.

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BUSINESS
Amid growing controversy, increasing public pressure to stop ruining local businesses and manufacturers, and resistance of local governments to allow Wal-Mart to build area stores, Wal-Mart is about to take its business model of ultra-low prices and unrelenting expansion where it never dreamed possible – into space.

SPECIAL
In a surprising twist of events, Senator Barack Obama accepted the GOP’s nomination for the President of the United States late this evening. After an arduous primary battle with Senator Hillary Clinton and losing the Pennsylvania primary on Tuesday, Senator Obama was facing possible defeat. On Wednesday morning, however, Obama received a call from RNC Chair Elec Tionrigger.

POLITICS
An open letter to Americans at-large: Democrats, Republicans, people who throw your votes away, lend me your ears. There is an epidemic in this country that must be stopped immediately before all hell breaks loose. You have apparently learned that you all have the right to vote and, as such, voter turnout is frighteningly high. A full 50% of you genuinely think you can help the country by bringing your particular brand of brilliance and painstaking research performed reading bumper stickers and listening to the insightful opinions of those with whom you associate to bear onto the political process. Well, I’m here to tell you that you are an idiot and you should not vote.

ENTERTAINMENT
Mark Burnett, the man that brought "Survivor" and "The Apprentice" to millons of American idiots, has just come out with his latest "brain fart". Come see why morons everywhere will not be able to prevent themselves from watching.

TECHNOLOGY
A poetic salute to that most ubiquitous computer interface, the keyboard. This is what happens when you type all day and start feeling loopy.

05/10/2008 - Female driver + cell phone + baby + makeup + minivan = let’s watch!

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